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Scary Terry[edit]

  • Season 1


Awww, bitch!

Awww, it's you guys!

Awwww thanks, bitch!

"I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, BITCH!"

"THIS IS BECAUSE YOU GIVE MORTY SMITH BAD GRADES, BITCH!"

"Oh no. I'm late to class, bitch."

You can run, but you can't hide BITCH!

These 2 halves don't belong together, bitch!




Snuffles/Snowball[edit]

  • Season 1


Hello Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?

Snuffles was my slave name, you can call me snowball because my fur is pretty and white.

Where are my testicles, Summer?

Snuffles want to be understood. Snuffles need to be understood.



Summer[edit]

  • Season 3
  • Season 2
  • Season 1


Ew, Grandpa, so gross! You're talking about my mom!

God, Grandpa, you're such a dick.

Go home and drink, grandpa.

Oh, wow. That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles


Mr. Needful (The Devil)[edit]

  • Season 3
  • Season 2
  • Season 1


I'm the Devil, what should I do when I fail? Give myself an ice cream?

A price for everything

I may be the Devil Summer, but your grandfather is the DEVIL.

Other Characters 

I'd like to order one large person with extra people please. white people, no no no black people... and hispanic on half.

I'd like to order one large sofa chair with extra chair please. high chair, no no no recliner... and wheelchair on half.

I'd like to order one large phone with extra phones please. cell phone, no no no rotary... and payphone on half.


Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running In A Van From An Asteroid And All Sorts Of Things: The Movie

"And now, human music." boop beep boop... boop beep boop...

dont mind those stare goblins

I am Mr. Booby Buyer. I'll buy those boobies for 25 schmeckles!

I love morty and i hope morty loves me. I want to wrap my arms around him and feel him deep inside me"

I do not have dis-colored butthole flaps.

Lookin' good!

My man!

"My name is Slip- Slippery Stair. I'll take ya down there for 25 SHMECK-ELS!"

"Puh rum pum pow!"

Slow down!

"S-S-Samantha."

That's stupid-SMASH

"Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!"